hustlerose:

implied:

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

gayingenue:

literally i would kill for her

continue-5-4-3-2-1:

dankmemeuniversity:

I love it

unclefather:

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

funkywormz:

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.

femmetwink:

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

graynard:

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”